19 Reasons cats didn’t need the Internet to tell...
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Sep 15, 2014  |  Vote 0    0

19 Reasons cats didn’t need the Internet to tell them how cool they are

Beach Mirror

1. Because I can do this outside whenever I want and be adorable, and you'd probably be arrested.

 

 

2. Because in a minute, I'm going to tell those kids to get off my lawn.

 

 

3. I dress in pearls, because I can. Peasant.

 

 

4 . You have work to do. So do I. This is my work.

 

 

5. Because I always know when you're lying.

 

 

 

6. Because they do that to the dog, and he looks ridiculous. I look quite dashing.

 

 

 

7. Because I don't have to be big to be intimidating.

 

 

8. Because there have been lots of TV shows about dogs, but there is only one Downton Abby, starring moi.

 

 

9. Because I can take up the whole bed and never get in trouble for it.

 

 

10. Because I know when enough is enough.

 

 

11. Because I can see you, and I am judging you.

 

 

12. Because I seriously just don’t care. Seriously.

 

 

13. Because I can do this in a store and be adorable, and you'd probably be arrested.

 

 

14. Because if someone pisses you off, you just have to put up with it. I don't.

 

 

15. Because now you know I can reach your toothbrush. If I want to.

 

 

16. Because even when you do this to me, it says more about you than it does me.

 

 

17. Because sometimes, I don't have do to anything at all.

 

 

18. Because I can get anything I want by doing this.

 

 

19. Because if that doesn't work, I can try this.

 

 

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By St Christopher | SEPTEMBER 16, 2014 04:53 PM
LOL
By IAN | SEPTEMBER 15, 2014 12:31 PM
4th issue in a row where we're getting this crap in The Spec. I get this crap sent to me free via various emailers, I don't want it from them and I sure as hell don't need to be getting it from The Spec too, particularly since I'm PAYING FOR IT from The Spec.
By Milo | SEPTEMBER 15, 2014 11:41 AM
Go ahead Chris . . . puke away . . . like those canine sycophants, it's probably your only shot at "lunch" today.
By St Christopher | SEPTEMBER 15, 2014 09:09 AM
I KNEW it wouldn't be long until the "cute cat" showed up. May I puke now?
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