19 Reasons cats didn’t need the Internet to tell...
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Sep 15, 2014  |  Vote 0    0

19 Reasons cats didn’t need the Internet to tell them how cool they are

Beach Mirror

1. Because I can do this outside whenever I want and be adorable, and you'd probably be arrested.



2. Because in a minute, I'm going to tell those kids to get off my lawn.



3. I dress in pearls, because I can. Peasant.



4 . You have work to do. So do I. This is my work.



5. Because I always know when you're lying.




6. Because they do that to the dog, and he looks ridiculous. I look quite dashing.




7. Because I don't have to be big to be intimidating.



8. Because there have been lots of TV shows about dogs, but there is only one Downton Abby, starring moi.



9. Because I can take up the whole bed and never get in trouble for it.



10. Because I know when enough is enough.



11. Because I can see you, and I am judging you.



12. Because I seriously just don’t care. Seriously.



13. Because I can do this in a store and be adorable, and you'd probably be arrested.



14. Because if someone pisses you off, you just have to put up with it. I don't.



15. Because now you know I can reach your toothbrush. If I want to.



16. Because even when you do this to me, it says more about you than it does me.



17. Because sometimes, I don't have do to anything at all.



18. Because I can get anything I want by doing this.



19. Because if that doesn't work, I can try this.



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(4) Comment

By St Christopher | SEPTEMBER 16, 2014 04:53 PM
By IAN | SEPTEMBER 15, 2014 12:31 PM
4th issue in a row where we're getting this crap in The Spec. I get this crap sent to me free via various emailers, I don't want it from them and I sure as hell don't need to be getting it from The Spec too, particularly since I'm PAYING FOR IT from The Spec.
By Milo | SEPTEMBER 15, 2014 11:41 AM
Go ahead Chris . . . puke away . . . like those canine sycophants, it's probably your only shot at "lunch" today.
By St Christopher | SEPTEMBER 15, 2014 09:09 AM
I KNEW it wouldn't be long until the "cute cat" showed up. May I puke now?
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