1. Because I can do this outside whenever I want and be adorable, and you'd probably be arrested.
2. Because in a minute, I'm going to tell those kids to get off my lawn.
3. I dress in pearls, because I can. Peasant.
4 . You have work to do. So do I. This is my work.
5. Because I always know when you're lying.
6. Because they do that to the dog, and he looks ridiculous. I look quite dashing.
7. Because I don't have to be big to be intimidating.
8. Because there have been lots of TV shows about dogs, but there is only one Downton Abby, starring moi.
9. Because I can take up the whole bed and never get in trouble for it.
10. Because I know when enough is enough.
11. Because I can see you, and I am judging you.
12. Because I seriously just don’t care. Seriously.
13. Because I can do this in a store and be adorable, and you'd probably be arrested.
14. Because if someone pisses you off, you just have to put up with it. I don't.
15. Because now you know I can reach your toothbrush. If I want to.
16. Because even when you do this to me, it says more about you than it does me.
17. Because sometimes, I don't have do to anything at all.
18. Because I can get anything I want by doing this.
19. Because if that doesn't work, I can try this.