The York Guardian

There are also strong rumblings that captain Mats Sundin will be offered to the highest bidder in a blockbuster trade, despite his fervent wishes to remain a Leaf until he retires.

If Sundin is moved, it won't be the only blockbuster the popular captain will be involved in, according to my impeccable source on E-Blab Daily.

A movie about his life and times in Toronto is slated to begin shooting in June, for release at the start of the next NHL season.

Here is a sneak preview.

The Mats Sundin Story

Starring ... Dolph Lundgren as Mats Sundin

Brigitte Nielsen as Dolph Lundgren

Ed O'Neill as John Ferguson Jr.

Steve Buscemi as Paul Maurice

And 1867 as the last time the Leafs won the Stanley Cup.

(Truth be told it was 1967, it only seems like 1867. Actually, it feels like 1767, but who's counting?)

Co-starring ... Fred MacMurray as Larry Tanenbaum

Tim Robbins as Richard Peddie

Berkshire Hathaway as The Ontario Teacher's Pension Fund

The Bermuda Triangle as the Platinum Section in the ACC

And as the longtime Leaf team slogan: "Defeat did not rest lightly on their shoulders, Profit is not to be taking lightly by the shareholders."

Plus ... Robert Culp as Pat Quinn

Lou Costello as Scotty Bowman

And in his first serious role, The Man From Glad as Cliff Fletcher

Featuring ... Donny Osmond as Doug Gilmour

Travis Tritt as Wendell Clark

William Katt as Darryl Sittler

Alan Hale Jr. as Harold Ballard

Gene Hackman as Steve Stavro

Madison Square Garden as Maple Leaf Gardens

Sportsnet as TSN

And Rosie O'Donnell as the Zamboni

With ... Sting as Daniel Alfredsson

Bo Svenson as Niklas Lidstrom

Kris Kristofferson as Peter Forsberg

Daniel Sedin as Henrik Sedin

Henrik Sedin as Daniel Sedin

And a special cameo appearance by Max von Sydow as Borje Salming

With ... Arnold Schwarzenegger as Dominic Hasek

And introducing Andre-Phillippe Gagnon as the Montreal Canadiens

With ... Mike Myers as Darcy Tucker

Mini Me as Theoren Fleury

And in what The Hockey News is saying is the best hockey typecasting since Paul Newman starred as Reggie Dunlop in Slapshot ...

Jamie Wayne as Sydney Crosby

Actually, I was kinda hoping to play Alexander Ovechkin, but I guess it'll do.